Game Overview
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration. Game Features: Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON. A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert. For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (voice acting). Windows/Mac/Linux/Suppository Half a dozen jokes. Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++ Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
How to Download & Install Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select “Extract to Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select “Run as Administrator.” - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut
Size: 1.19 GB
🎮 Mode | Single Player |
🖥 Platform | Windows PC |
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
- 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
System Requirements
- Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
- A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
- For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (voice acting).
- Windows/Mac/Linux/Suppository
- Half a dozen jokes.
- Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++
- Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.