Game Overview
Zortch is a single player FPS game in a sci-fi setting with horror and comedy elements.
Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling for their fake holiday scheme – now she must escape their planet or become a light snack lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way.
Features:
- Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines
- Combat heavy gameplay
- 6 difficulty modes – from very easy to extreme
- 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun)
- 15 levels
- 5 boss levels
- 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others)
- powerups: portable medkit, invisibility
- FOV slider
- Letterbox mode
- Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup
- Feeble attempts at humor
How to Download & Install Zortch
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select “Extract to Zortch”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select “Run as Administrator.” - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Zortch (v2024.02.16)
Size: 345.36 MB
🎮 Mode | Single Player |
🖥 Platform | Windows PC |
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
- 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows XP
- Processor: Intel Atom N270
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 600
- Storage: 370 MB available space