Game Overview
“Watch Your Ass” – a parody and a fun psychological horror game that will scare you with its realism, because such a story can happen to every… congressmen. It will plunge you into the incredibly nightmarish world of muscular men and their haters, who, instead of coming to an agreement and loving each other, fight and mark territory.
The situation is like this – either you find sheets of law and sign them, or an angry gay man finds you and stares you hard in the ass. The locations of the notes are constantly changing, and the areas where you will be caught and turned into a rooster are increasing every minute. Even the developer himself does not know where the danger lies and therefore does not play this game!
You will feel like a real homophobe and will try to ruin the lives of unfortunate people, but remember that your scarlet booty can instantly become the prey of angry minorities. All the names and events are fictitious. Any similarity is just an unfortunate coincidence.
Game features:
- Dialogue like in the Federico Fellini’s movies
- Realistic graphics of the Unreal Engine 5.3, which you will not be able to appreciate, because the game is immersed in pitch darkness
- You will become straight if you were gay before
- You will become gay if you were straight before
- You will become a congressmen if you were a sheep before
- There are a lot of places in the game where you can be really fucked
- Why did you even buy this game?
How to Download & Install Watch Your Ass
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select “Extract to Watch Your Ass”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select “Run as Administrator.” - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
🎮 Mode | Single Player |
🖥 Platform | Windows PC |
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL Errors: Install everything inside the
_Redist
orCommonRedist
folder. If errors persist, download and install the All-in-One VC Redist package.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
- 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: WINDOWS® 7, 8, 8.1, 10 (64-BIT Required)
- Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-3470 or AMD Ryzen™ 3 1200
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 760 2GB / AMD Radeon R9 280 3GB
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 8 GB available space
- Additional Notes: 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система