VanillaBeast: Retro Knock-Out! Free Download (v0.69)

VB Retro Knock-Out! is the first prequel chapter to VanillaBeast: Ace in the Hole. Follow Vanilla as he works through the boxing ranks facing off against tons of parody boxing opponents on his way to the undisputed champion of the Venereousville Boxing Association.. Tike Myson.

Experience nostalgic game play and visuals as you battle over 30 parody opponents in your quest to become the champ. Retro Knock-Out! is a “pick up and play” arcade boxing game with beautiful pixel art, incredible arenas, mature story, and fast-paced arcade style gameplay.

Not only will you experience awesome retro gameplay, but you’ll come along for a titillating story told through the awesome visuals of Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, Pestilence, etc.). Trust us when we say we’re not pulling any punches when it comes to introducing you to Vanilla’s hometown, Venereousville USA. From Strips Ahoy! Gentlemen’s Club to Glod’s Gym to the sacred boxing ring, you’re in for a wild ride.

Head back to the late 80s / early 90s with tons of nostalgic pop culture easter eggs and references. Retro Knock-Out! is a project of passion created by children of the 90s who want to bring that special time in history back to you. 8-bit chiptunes, hilarious parody songs, familiar old school gameplay and comedy that hits like Caddyshack (back when comedy was actually good) did. Remember, Retro Knock-Out! is just like Jack Burton always said.. it’s all in the reflexes.

• Over 30 parody boxers with hilarious intros, dialog, and animations. Face off against Fake Jaul, Mason Gorehees, Cocky, Iron Druggo, Macho Boxer Dandy Ravage, Smasher Wang, and of course the reigning champ.. Tike Myson.
• Gorgeous character and level design paying homage to the OG Punch-Out!
• Awesome indoor and outdoor parody venues such as “Madison’s Bare Garden” and “Big Bounce Beach” offer fun and unique boxing locations.
• Beautiful story illustrated by Oleg Okunev (Perky Little Things, Pestilence, Metropolis: Lux Obscura, etc.).
• 10-point must scoring system, just like the pros use.
• Classic soundtrack featuring original 8-Bit chiptunes as well as modern parody tracks.
• Full boxer entrances complete with ring walks, dialog, and intro music.
• Retro-style gameplay brought together with modern animation and game design. We have something for retro gamers as well as true boxing fans.

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to VanillaBeast: Retro Knock-Out!”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select “Run as Administrator.”
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

• ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
• 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
• 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
• 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
• 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.