Game Overview
Rewind time and save the future in this hilarious time-travelling adventure game. In six hours, Heaven will be destroyed. Unless you can save it. Use your powers of time travel to jump freely between the past and present across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim. Uncover information in one timeline to alter things in another in a bid to stop heaven from going bang. Again.
The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. You play the angel Cassiel, who must prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is really annoying because that’s where you live. Discovering the existence of the Holy Gosh Darn, a mysterious artefact created by God thousands of years ago, you must strap on your time- travelling watch and set about hopping between the past, present and future meeting a cast of ridiculous characters across dynamically changing locations in a bid to uncover the secret to life, universe and… well, everything.
It’s a laugh-out-loud action adventure spanning multiple time periods and genres, which will answer all of life’s most enduring questions, such as why time travel makes you barf; why only angels get to swear and why skipping dialogue is totally fine when you’ve only six hours to save Heaven. Expect outrageous humour, inventive puzzles and laugh-out-loud set pieces with Metroidvania-style progression – all expertly crafted by Perfectly Paranormal, the team behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle.
Features:
- Four different worlds to explore, across both Space AND Time!
- Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information.
- Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic.
- 23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta dis them all!
- Meet all your favorite characters from the bible!
- Exactly 4,250 dogs – none that you can pet.
How to Download & Install The Holy Gosh Darn
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select “Extract to The Holy Gosh Darn”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select “Run as Administrator.” - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
The Holy Gosh Darn
Size: 1.34 GB
🎮 Mode | Single Player |
🖥 Platform | Windows PC |
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL Errors: Install everything inside the
_Redist
orCommonRedist
folder. If errors persist, download and install the All-in-One VC Redist package.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
- 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10/11
- Processor: 4th Generation Intel or equivalent AMD
- Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities. 2GB VRAM.
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 2 GB available space