The Ancient Art of Staying Alive Free Download (v2022.03.18)

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Game Overview

The Ancient Art of Staying Alive is a highly customisable tea-break arcade game in which you play Hubert McCubert, a small blue cube looking for a quiet life who for some reason (*bonus feature* – make up your own reason!) attracts the attention of the evil Crimson Cube Posse. Using his wits, cunning, agility and perhaps the odd teleporter or bomb, Hubert must stay alive while facing wave after wave of enemies all homing in on him at once…

Based on the old “Daleks” game, TAAOSA turns the concept into an arcade game. Unashamedly retro in every aspect, if you want amazing visuals then look elsewhere, but if you want a simple, challenging game that’s randomised every time you play it, you might just find this to be your cup of tea.

**NOW ALSO INCLUDES TURN-BASED MODE**

Features:

  • 20 levels
  • 5 game speeds
  • (Challenge Mode (play through all levels in a single session)
  • Boss levels (every 5th level in Challenge Mode)
  • Player can be set to always moving to massively increased challenge!
  • High score table
  • Change your background colour to mimic the awful colour schemes of ancient consoles!
  • Make the game easier with Teleports, Bombs and Obstacles – but be aware that these will affect your score…

How to Download & Install The Ancient Art of Staying Alive

  • Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
  • Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
  • Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to The Ancient Art of Staying Alive”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
  • Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select “Run as Administrator.”
  • Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

 


The Ancient Art of Staying Alive (v2022.03.18)
Size: 80.31 MB

🎮 Mode | Single Player
🖥 Platform | Windows PC

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

  • ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
  • 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
  • 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
  • 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
  • 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.

System Requirements

  • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: 1GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Any
  • Storage: 2 MB available space

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