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Game Overview

Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved–a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall–has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: “Thou shalt not staple squirrels!”IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN…

  • Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
  • Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
  • Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren’t the only alpha predator in the forest!
  • Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
  • Meet god!
  • The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
  • Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
  • Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
  • Expanded options menu
  • Full controller support
  • Many bug fixes
  • New goodies in the goodies folder
  • Achievements

How to Download & Install Squirrel Stapler

1. Click the Download button below and you will be redirected to crolinks. Wait 5 seconds to generate the link and then proceed to UploadHaven.
2. Once you are on the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds, then click on the grey ‘free download’ button to start the download.
3. Once Squirrel Stapler is done downloading, right click the .zip file and click on “Extract to Squirrel Stapler” (To do this you must have WinRAR installed.)
4. Double click inside the Squirrel Stapler folder and run the exe application as administrator.
5. Have fun and play! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, be sure to install everything located inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder!

 


Squirrel Stapler
Size: 234.41 MB

 

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System Requirements

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
  • Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: N/A

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