Squirrel Stapler Free Download

Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved–a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall–has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: “Thou shalt not staple squirrels!”IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN…

• Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
• Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
• Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren’t the only alpha predator in the forest!
• Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
• Meet god!
• The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
• Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
• Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
• Expanded options menu
• Full controller support
• Many bug fixes
• New goodies in the goodies folder
• Achievements

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select "Extract to Squirrel Stapler". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select "Run as Administrator."
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation

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• ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
• ✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder. If errors persist, download and install:
  🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
  🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors)
• ✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
  🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
  🔹 AMD Drivers
• ✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

• ❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
• 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
• 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
• 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.