Game Overview
Rip Them Off is a minimalistic new puzzle game of economic management and tower defense. The Board needs its profit, and it’s up to you to line the streets with shops the masses can’t resist. Choose your locations, pick your stores and earn enough to advance up the corporate ladder with its increasingly difficult challenges! Welcome [New Hire Name Here]. We’re proud¹ to have you as the newest member² of our [Product Name Here] sales team. Here at [Subsidiary Company Name Here] we’re passionately committed to [Vague Passionate Commitment Here] and we know you are too³. Here at [Company Name] we’re all about giving the people what they want, and what they want is [Product Name] (the ad boys have seen to that!⁴). As a valuable member of our [Company] family⁵ this is where you come in.
- Any assertion of pride is purely performative and does not reflect the Board’s opinion of individual employees
- Unless otherwise stated new employees shall be referred to as “Office Drone”
- Please see Standard Employee Contract section 11b Subsection 12: “Your New Personal Opinions”
- Any suggestion of consumer manipulation by [Company Name] advertising practices is purely hypothetical
- [Company Name] is a registered corporation and not a familial unit. Please see Employee Contract section 154a, “Knowing Your {Lack Of} Rights
How to Download & Install Rip Them Off
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select “Extract to Rip Them Off”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select “Run as Administrator.” - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Rip Them Off (v2021.08.27)
Size: 136.65 MB
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL Errors: Install everything inside the
_Redist
orCommonRedist
folder. If errors persist, download and install the All-in-One VC Redist package.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 2.7Ghz
- Memory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1 GB GPU Minimum
- Storage: 500 MB available space