Game Summary
Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game. Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage. Frequently Asked Questions: Q: Okay… So, what do I get? A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller! Q: Can I play this game without a controller? A: Yes, but you will feel alone. Q: What’s up with the massage and the controller? A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality. Q: Interesting… How do I play it? A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating. Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game? A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary… What the heck, if it helps, then we’ll take full credit! Q: Which controllers does the game support? A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!
Step-by-Step Guide to Running Mr. Massagy on PC
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zipfile and select "Extract to Mr. Massagy". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exefile, and select "Run as Administrator." - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the
_RedistorCommonRedistfolder. If errors persist, download and install:
🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors) - ✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
🔹 AMD Drivers - ✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
PC Specs & Requirements
| Component | Details |
|---|---|
| Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10… was Windows 9 a thing? | |
| As long as it’s not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster. | |
| 512 MB RAM | |
| At least 128MB of video memory. | |
| 150 MB available space | |
| *Take it easy with the controller, we don’t need more proctologist stories… |
Gameplay Images
