Game Overview
To do this, you can choose different strategies, such as abandoning the economy to quickly build defenses, building the entire map with simple but cheap towers, or building a few, but very strong and durable upgraded towers.
When the towers can’t cope with the hordes of genitals, or some one bespectacled ass was able to slip, then you can use various elemental super-attacks.
In the game you will find many different levels, both in terms of construction and visuals, from steppes and glaciers to real hell! You’ll also find yourself in a pleasant but sometimes tense atmosphere, with a cute soundtrack and surrounded by cocks of all shapes and sizes!
Good luck to you, prove to all the sagging and crooked that you are Alpha here!
How to Download & Install Dickland: Tower Defense
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select “Extract to Dickland: Tower Defense”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select “Run as Administrator.” - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Dickland: Tower Defense
Size: 424.06 MB
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL Errors: Install everything inside the
_Redist
orCommonRedist
folder. If errors persist, download and install the All-in-One VC Redist package.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7; 8; 10
- Processor: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU G530 @2.40 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GSO 512
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 2 GB available space