Game Summary
Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y’know, but you CAN’T LIE TO GOD. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I’m being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away. The game’s a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There’s several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who’s extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.Such is the life of Randy.Dialtown has many features, including:
- A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
- Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown’s visuals aren’t just different, its writing is just as out-there!
- Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens’ lives!
- Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
- A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH’s Synthonic Orchestra.
- The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*
Step-by-Step Guide to Running Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on PC
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select "Extract to Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select "Run as Administrator." - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim (v2024.01.03)
Size: 2.60 GB
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the
_Redist
orCommonRedist
folder. If errors persist, download and install:
🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors) - ✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
🔹 AMD Drivers - ✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
PC Specs & Requirements
Component | Details |
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Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit) | |
Intel Core 2 Duo or better | |
4 GB GB RAM | |
DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU | |
Version 9.0 | |
2750 MB available space | |
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