Cyanide & Happiness – Freakpocalypse Free Download

You are a weird, unpopular, ginger-headed orphan, and it’s time to save the world. You play as Coop “Go Away, Weirdo” McCarthy and all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can’t find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only make things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Do you even deserve love? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the C&H universe.

Key Features:

• Just like playing in a Cyanide & Happiness animated cartoon filled with dark humor
• The first game in the Freakpocalypse tragilogy (trilogy of tragedy) – an ongoing apocalyptic prom story!
• Fully voiced dialogue and a large cast of crazy freaks
• Interact with your favorite characters from the Cyanide & Happiness Universe including Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more!
• An absurd amount of characters and objects to look at, touch, and talk to
• Cinematic cutscenes and a completely original soundtrack
• Unlockable costumes for you to find, wear, and embarrass yourself with
• Optional sidequests for special rewards and replayability
• Run OR walk – just like in real life!
• Achievements based on how good (or bad) you are at the game
• Secret ways to die!
• Brought to life thanks to 15,000 sexy geniuses on Kickstarter
• Experience life as an unpopular loser*

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select “Run as Administrator.”
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

• ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
• 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
• 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
• 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
• 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.