Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening Free Download (v0.91)

You, Carl Bungus, once lived a happy, content life of guzzling energy drinks and slamming pizza pops, wasting away on your couch in your disgusting, roach-infested apartment. That was, until they took you.

As part of a human enhancement project, a covert unnamed division of the US military began their trials, on you, subject 21. They cut, and injected, and drained, and spliced, granting you unexpected new abilities. Gross abilities. But, no normal human could survive the kind of physical trauma that you have undergone. In fact, your butt is the only thing that even works on you anymore.

Realizing that you won’t make it out of this alive, you resolve to make them pay for what they’ve done to you. You will use your powers against them. Take them all out. Every. Last. One. This project needs to be shut down for good, and you are the only one who can.

• Compete for global leaderboard dominance
• Pick from 15 weird and gross abilities to attack and defend
• Control time, itself, to get the upper hand
• Gain power with each wave of enemies, and plan which abilities to unlock for maximum survival
• Grow nipple cannons to shoot your enemies dead

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select “Run as Administrator.”
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

• ❓ Is this game cracked? Yes, this is a fully pre-installed version.
• 🛡️ Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
• 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
• 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
• 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.