Game Summary

My name is Captain Mittens. I’ve received the distress signal from Mars research facility… Help me to survive and find out what is happened here?

There no controls description in game, so here you go:

MUT-O-HONEY: Mysterious substance i met at Mars facilities. It allow me to improve my body and mind.
CONDENSED MILK: No less mysterious stuff. Restores health and has a damn good taste!
BOOSTER: It is clear from the title. Slightly speeds up the speed of movement, and greatly accelerates the fire rate. A Life saver in some situations.
INVULNERABILITY: Gives invulnerability for 10 seconds. A very dangerous thing, in the hands of an gambler 😉
BROKEN QUAD: Despite the fact that the quad is broken, it still multiplies your damage by 4 times.

Step-by-Step Guide to Running ARMORED KITTEN on PC

Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select "Extract to ARMORED KITTEN". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select "Run as Administrator."
Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation

✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder. If errors persist, download and install:
🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors)
✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
🔹 AMD Drivers
✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.