Game Summary
Developer’s Note: The game DOES NOT contain any STOLEN assets whatsoever, each of the game’s assets is explicitly created and ONLY for this game. Please don’t spread any misinformation without checking the game. I’ve dedicated almost 9 months to the game’s 12,600+ assets and 10,000+ lines of code and spent at least 2,000+ hours of my life on this project, so please check my game first. Thank you so much for your support!
Anomalous Coffee Machine is a unique visual novel interactive simulation style game where you encounter a mysterious girl that, for unknown reasons, asks you to use and explore her mysterious and seemingly anomalous coffee vending machine! Of course, as the name implies, it’s no ordinary vending machine. Instead, the coffee machine can dispense any cup of liquid, whether it’s possible or impossible.
Try a cup of saliva? Sure. Try a cup of coffee? Well, of course. Try a cup of blood? Sure, no problem. Try a cup of universe? Do you think it wouldn’t work? Well, sure. Try a cup of death? Dare. Any cup is possible.
You do not have any particular goals for the Anomalous Coffee Machine. All you have to do is type in all the words that you can think of and see if the machine currently has it. Depending on the supported keywords, effects, and events may occur. I won’t spoil this game, so just figure it out. Just know that the game is simple. Type a word, then let her drink. Or you drink. Whatever. Shit happens. Good or bad shit, but shit will happen. Goodluck! Can you find all the keywords currently in the game?
FEATURES:
- 700+ words to discover
- 600+ transformations
- 200+ animated scenes (w/ nsfw)
- 100,000+ words of dialogues
- 100+ unique cup art
- Custom Modding support
- Tons of secrets and easter eggs
Step-by-Step Guide to Running Anomalous Coffee Machine on PC
- Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
- Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
- Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the
.zip
file and select "Extract to Anomalous Coffee Machine". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.) - Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the
.exe
file, and select "Run as Administrator." - Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.
Anomalous Coffee Machine (v1.0.03 & Uncensored)
Size: 1.50 GB
Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation
- ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
- ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
- ✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the
_Redist
orCommonRedist
folder. If errors persist, download and install:
🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors) - ✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
🔹 AMD Drivers - ✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
- ❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
- 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
- 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
- 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.
PC Specs & Requirements
Component | Details |
---|---|
Windows 7 | |
Support for OpenGL 2.1 | |
2 GB RAM | |
2 GB available space |