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Game Overview

The Ancient Art of Staying Alive is a highly customisable tea-break arcade game in which you play Hubert McCubert, a small blue cube looking for a quiet life who for some reason (*bonus feature* – make up your own reason!) attracts the attention of the evil Crimson Cube Posse. Using his wits, cunning, agility and perhaps the odd teleporter or bomb, Hubert must stay alive while facing wave after wave of enemies all homing in on him at once…

Based on the old “Daleks” game, TAAOSA turns the concept into an arcade game. Unashamedly retro in every aspect, if you want amazing visuals then look elsewhere, but if you want a simple, challenging game that’s randomised every time you play it, you might just find this to be your cup of tea.

**NOW ALSO INCLUDES TURN-BASED MODE**

Features:

  • 20 levels
  • 5 game speeds
  • (Challenge Mode (play through all levels in a single session)
  • Boss levels (every 5th level in Challenge Mode)
  • Player can be set to always moving to massively increased challenge!
  • High score table
  • Change your background colour to mimic the awful colour schemes of ancient consoles!
  • Make the game easier with Teleports, Bombs and Obstacles – but be aware that these will affect your score…

How to Download & Install The Ancient Art of Staying Alive

1. Click the Download button below and you will be redirected to crolinks. Wait 5 seconds to generate the link and then proceed to UploadHaven.
2. Once you are on the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds, then click on the grey ‘free download’ button to start the download.
3. Once The Ancient Art of Staying Alive is done downloading, right click the .zip file and click on “Extract to The Ancient Art of Staying Alive” (To do this you must have WinRAR installed.)
4. Double click inside the The Ancient Art of Staying Alive folder and run the exe application as administrator.
5. Have fun and play! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, be sure to install everything located inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder!

 


The Ancient Art of Staying Alive (v2022.03.18)
Size: 80.31 MB

 

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System Requirements

  • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: 1GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Any
  • Storage: 2 MB available space

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