77p Egg: Eggwife Free Download

77p egg: Eggwife is a crude, gory, toilet-humour-driven first-person shooter inspired by the likes of Postal 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Goat Simulator, and a general tone of “good enough” during development; an attempt at embracing the jankiness that comes with making your first game. Set in Sheffie, England, you play as 77p egg; a potty-mouthed stick figure briefly mourning the loss of its wife, who finds itself on an epic adventure when a trip to the supermarket to find a new life partner gets a little bit weird.

• Fight your way through angry hordes of sentient sewage, such as gelatinous blobs of urine, mechanised napalm poo tanks, 4ft long tampon helicopters laced with nails, and many more. There’s a milk-worshipping cult too and they’re also pretty upset.
• 10 story levels set in, around, and underneath the city of Sheffie, plus two (currently) endless-wave arena levels, and a handful of not-very-good bonus levels.
• Blast your enemies with an arsenal of “””UK-Legal””” weaponry such as the Applicator – a scoped, long-range tampon applicator; the 7-Barrel Sh*tgun; the Crossbowner – a silicone-shootin’ crossbow designed for the bedroom; the Stigmatic 77,000 – a high-power, high rate-of-fire nailgun; and many more!!!
• Master various bodily functions and fast-paced movement to stay alive!! Strafe-running, unlocked vertical aiming (okay that one isn’t crucial at all but feels cool/stupid) and poop-jumping will keep you one step ahead of your foes. Pee on command to put out fires (even ones on yourself!), incapacitate certain enemies, or just draw pretty pictures on walls. Make sure to eat lots of food to keep your poop meter full – you’ll need it not only to stock your Sh*tgun, but to double jump too!

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey "Free Download" button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select "Extract to 77p Egg: Eggwife". (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select "Run as Administrator."
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation

• ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
• ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
• ✅ Avoid DLL & DirectX Errors: Install everything inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder. If errors persist, download and install:
  🔹 All-in-One VC Redist package (Fixes missing DLLs)
  🔹 DirectX End-User Runtime (Fixes DirectX errors)
• ✅ Optimize Game Performance: Ensure your GPU drivers are up to date:
  🔹 NVIDIA Drivers
  🔹 AMD Drivers
• ✅ Find More Fixes & Tweaks: Search the game on PCGamingWiki for additional bug fixes, mods, and optimizations.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

• ❓ ️Is this safe to download? 100% safe—every game is checked before uploading.
• 🍎 Can I play this on Mac? No, this version is only for Windows PC.
• 🎮 Does this include DLCs? Some versions come with DLCs—check the title.
• 💾 Why is my antivirus flagging it? Some games trigger false positives, but they are safe.