Ballionaire Free Download (v1.0.3)

Ballionaire is a physics-driven roguelike full of kinetic chaos! Build the perfect pachinko board and trigger insane combos. Break the game with rule-bending boons. Overcome arduous tribulations as you climb the ranks of the Ballionaires. Welcome to the autobonker genre!

Features:

• Bonk Your Way to Victory: Drop a ball to bonk triggers, earn money, and spawn more balls! Draft new triggers each round to increase the chaos and your earnings! Build an overpowered scoring engine or an unstoppable spawn spammer! Or maybe both?
• Satisfy the ELDERS’ Monetary Demands: Each run, survive by paying tribute to three ELDERS. They’ll challenge you by introducing devious game-changing TRIBULATIONS. Fail and PERISH. Succeed and you’ll become a BALLIONAIRE – then try a new way to win!
• Master Multiple Boards: You’ve built the perfect layout on the Pyramid, but what happens when up is down on the Danger Wheel? Can you make a skill shot on the Pinball table? Highly varied game boards require fresh theorycrafting!
• 125+ Triggers, 50+ Boons: Spawn Eggs with a Chicken, cut Coins in half with an Axe, feed a Whale until it blows every ball back out! Get a second chance with the Boomerang, double your bonks with the Eject Button, and keep your board running smoothly with the Air Conditioner. Win with food, win with weapons… whatever you choose, just make sure you appease the Elders!
• Play In A Sandbox: Experiment in the Laballatory – hone your theory-crafting before a run, make a meme, or build an impossibly busted board. Share your board with friends and see who can rack up the biggest bucks!!
• Mod Support within a week: Dream up your own triggers and bring them to life with Ballionaire’s Lua-based custom content API. Share custom starter packs you’ve found helpful!
• Ballionaire is designed to deliver endless replayability and satisfying, brain-tickling fun!

• Access the Link: Click the button below to go to Crolinks. Wait 5 seconds for the link to generate, then proceed to UploadHaven.
• Start the Process: On the UploadHaven page, wait 15 seconds and then click the grey “Free Download” button.
• Extract the Files: After the file finishes downloading, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Ballionaire”. (You’ll need WinRAR for this step.)
• Run the Game: Open the extracted folder, right-click the .exe file, and select “Run as Administrator.”
• Enjoy: Always run the game as Administrator to prevent any saving issues.

Tips for a Smooth Download and Installation

• ✅ Boost Your Speeds: Use FDM for faster and more stable downloads.
• ✅ Troubleshooting Help: Check out our FAQ page for solutions to common issues.
• ✅ Avoid DLL Errors: Install everything inside the _Redist or CommonRedist folder. If errors persist, download and install the All-in-One VC Redist package.